Penguins
A man was driving down the highway with a car full of penguins. Penguinssticking out the windows, penguins coming out the sunroof, penguin
everywhere. A cop pulled him over and told him if he didn't want a
ticket he'd better take those penguins straight to the zoo. The man
promised he would and drove off.
The next day, the same highway, the same car, the same guy, the same cop
and the same penguins - only this time the penguins were all wearing
sunglasses! The cop pulled the guy over and said, "I thought I told you
to take these penguins to the zoo!"
"I did" said the guy, "Today I'm taking them to the beach!"

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